February 2012
I don't advocate murder.
However when he was leader of the opposition David Cameron used to eat at the fat badger where I was cooking. In short I had the opportunity of poisoning him. Not to kill him just a nasty dose of the shits.Oh the could have beens……
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“If its syphilitic I don’t want a photo.”
– Me, on my curiosity for some of the medical phrases on BBC’S call the midwife. don’t ever google image search those things, remain ignorant. I implore you. They don’t make water hot enough,i’ll never be clean again.
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Anonymous asked: unibrow
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Rugby
The six nations makes me want to play rugby again. The cold ground and my broken nose make me get over that irrational nonsense.
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